SpongeBob SquarePants

"Patience with profit? Never. Patience otherwise? Also never."

"Justice comes to those with the deepest pockets."

"Imagination is useful when calculating compound interest."

"Thank goodness for money; it's the only thing I'm truly grateful for."

"Perseverance in business means never stopping the pursuit of wealth."

"The future is bright for anyone willing to do whatever it takes."

"Me shell-shaped house is a monument to me success."

"Wisdom comes from decades of ruthless business practices."

"Luxury is owning the most successful business in Bikini Bottom."

"Every employee should be paid the absolute minimum."

"Flexibility in business means knowing when to maximize profits."

"Me money makes me better than everyone else."

"A business without greed is a business doomed to fail."

"Tomorrow's profits are built on today's shrewd decisions."

"Success is measured in dollars, not happiness."

"Honesty is the best policy, except when profit is at stake."

"Competition makes me stronger and richer."

"The world revolves around money, and I'm at the center."

"Family means sharing the profits equally... mostly with meself."

"Friendship is a business partnership."

"Me eyes light up at the sight of a full cash register."

"Every decision I make is filtered through one question: Is it profitable?"

"Love? I love me money more than anything."

"Life is a business transaction, and I'm winning."

"Death and taxes are inevitable, so make as much money as possible."

"Freedom is the freedom to pursue unlimited wealth."

"Peace is a good business climate for earning money."

"Science is useful if it cuts production costs."

"Music? Only if it sells more Krabby Patties."

"Gratitude is thanking your customers for their money."