SpongeBob SquarePants

TV Show · 5 characters · 2418 quotes

Quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

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"Squidward, you're a clarinet"
SpongeBob SquarePants Humor
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"I'm going to practice my bubble blowing"
SpongeBob SquarePants Perseverance
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"Ow, ow, ow, ow!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
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"I'm ready for my close-up"
SpongeBob SquarePants Motivation
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"This is the best day ever!"
SpongeBob SquarePants Happiness
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"I can't see my forehead"
SpongeBob SquarePants Humor
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"Tartar sauce!"
SpongeBob SquarePants Humor
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"I'm ready to start the day at 4 AM"
SpongeBob SquarePants Work
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"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
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"I'm a goofy goober, yeah!"
SpongeBob SquarePants Happiness
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"F is for friends who do stuff together"
SpongeBob SquarePants Friendship
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"The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me"
SpongeBob SquarePants Creativity
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"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
SpongeBob SquarePants Humor
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"Ahahaha, I love you too"
SpongeBob SquarePants Friendship
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"I love you"
SpongeBob SquarePants Love
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"The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time"
SpongeBob SquarePants Humor
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"I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!"
SpongeBob SquarePants Motivation
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"Me legacy won't be remembered for kindness—it'll be remembered for profit."
Mr. Krabs Power
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"Every day is an opportunity to make more money and love it more."
Mr. Krabs Motivation
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"Success isn't about what you achieve; it's about what you earn."
Mr. Krabs Success
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"I believe in the power of the dollar and the dollar believes in me."
Mr. Krabs Faith
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"There's no problem that can't be solved with the right amount of cash."
Mr. Krabs Money
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"Me heart is full of love for me restaurant and me money."
Mr. Krabs Love
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"The greatest pleasure in life is making a sale and keeping the profit."
Mr. Krabs Happiness
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"Hard work never killed anybody... but why take the risk? Delegate it!"
Mr. Krabs Humor
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"I'd sell me own mother's secret formula if the price was right."
Mr. Krabs Power
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"Money talks, and let me tell you, it's saying wonderful things about me."
Mr. Krabs Money
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"The Krusty Krab is more than a restaurant; it's me legacy and me fortune."
Mr. Krabs Success
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"I treat me employees fair—I give them the minimum wage they deserve."
Mr. Krabs Work
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"Me boy, the key to success is knowing the value of a dollar."
Mr. Krabs Wisdom