SpongeBob SquarePants

"I didn't get where I am by being generous."

"Me boy, the secret to success is simple: work hard and love money."

"The customer is always right, especially when they're spending money."

"A penny saved is a penny earned, but a dollar earned is even better!"

"There's nothing more important than profit... except maybe more profit."

"I'm not just any businessman—I'm a businessman with a heart of gold and a wallet to match."

"Money, money, money! Oh, what a beautiful sound."

"Friends stick together through thick and thin."

"I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

"Adventure awaits!"

"That's what I love about you, SpongeBob."

"I don't get it, but I like it!"

"Let's make this the best day ever!"

"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

"What's the difference?"

"That sounds like fun!"

"You're my best friend, SpongeBob."

"I'm hungry. Let's go eat something."

"That was easy!"

"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

"The real treasure is the friends we make along the way."

"That's so beautiful, SpongeBob."

"Who needs money anyway?"

"I've got it! A new idea!"

"That's the spirit!"

"Life's too short to hold grudges."

"Sometimes the most important thing is to just be there for your friends."

"I'm ready for adventure!"

"Let's go jellyfishing!"

"I'm not just a pretty face."