SpongeBob SquarePants

"A penny for your thoughts? No thanks, I'd rather keep the penny."

"I've got big dreams, and they're all measured in dollars."

"The only thing standing between me and total happiness is more money."

"Friendship is wonderful, but have you ever seen a profit margin?"

"I didn't become successful by asking questions—I became successful by counting money."

"Me restaurant, me rules, me money."

"The secret to happiness? A full bank account and a busy cash register."

"I'd climb a mountain for money. Actually, I'd probably charge people to watch."

"Never underestimate the power of greed as a motivator."

"Patience is a virtue, but profits are better."

"The greatest achievement in life is building something that makes you rich."

"I love SpongeBob like a son, but I love money more."

"A successful businessman never lets emotions get in the way of profit."

"There's no 'I' in team, but there's definitely a 'me' in money."

"Me philosophy is simple: work hard, charge more, keep the difference."

"The customer may always be right, but the owner is always richer."

"Every business decision I make is based on one simple question: how much will it profit?"

"I didn't get rich by being nice, and I'm not about to start now."

"Hard work pays off, especially when it pays off in dollars."

"Friends come and go, but money? Money is forever."

"The only thing better than one customer is two customers paying twice as much."

"A businessman must always think ahead—about his next paycheck."

"Me money! Me precious money!"

"I built this empire from nothing, and I'll do anything to keep it."

"There's nothing sweeter than the sound of the cash register."

"Loyalty? Sure, as long as it's profitable."

"I've got me eye on every penny that comes through that register."

"The Krusty Krab isn't just a restaurant—it's a money-making machine."

"Greed is good, me boy. Greed is very, very good."

"Every moment you spend not making money is a moment wasted."