SpongeBob SquarePants

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Quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

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"That's the beauty of the sea."
Patrick Star Nature
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"SpongeBob, you're a good friend."
Patrick Star Friendship
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"My crown is on tight!"
Patrick Star
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"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."
Patrick Star Humor
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"A true friend stabs you in the front."
Patrick Star Friendship
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"I'm stupid, what's your excuse?"
Patrick Star Humor
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"Let's do something fun!"
Patrick Star Adventure
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"We should take a moment to appreciate our friendship."
Patrick Star Friendship
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"I just love nature."
Patrick Star Nature
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"Being evil takes effort."
Patrick Star Philosophy
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"Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems."
Patrick Star Wisdom
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"Rawr! I'm a dinosaur!"
Patrick Star Imagination
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"I have an idea! We could have a secret club!"
Patrick Star Creativity
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"You're a lot of fun, SpongeBob."
Patrick Star Friendship
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"This is the best day ever!"
Patrick Star Happiness
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"I wonder what's inside?"
Patrick Star Imagination
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"That's it! The party is on!"
Patrick Star Happiness
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"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
Patrick Star Wisdom
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"I'm not saying I'm smart, but my shoe is a Loafer."
Patrick Star Humor
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"That's the best idea you've ever had, SpongeBob!"
Patrick Star Friendship
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"What's a goofy laugh like mine doing in a place like this?"
Patrick Star Humor
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"I love you."
Patrick Star Love
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"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
Patrick Star Humor
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"I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!"
Patrick Star Courage
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"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
Patrick Star Wisdom
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"I'm not just a pretty face, I'm also a pretty body."
Patrick Star Humor
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"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Patrick Star Humor
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"I'm destined for a life of refinement and culture."
Squidward Tentacles Imagination
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"Why must the universe conspire against me?"
Squidward Tentacles Philosophy
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"This job is my personal purgatory."
Squidward Tentacles Work