That 70s Show

"Truth hurts, man."

"Hope is for people who don't know better."

"Success is doing what you wanna do."

"Happiness is just being with people you like."

"Family can be pretty cool sometimes."

"Friends are what matter in life."

"Love is just a word, you know?"

"Life is short, man. You gotta live it."

"I'm outta here, jackass."

"You know what, I don't need this crap."

"That's a burn!"

"Dumbass!"

"I could kick his ass, but I'm not gonna."

"Kitty, I'm gonna put my foot in your ass!"

"I'm not gonna take this abuse."

"My foot in your ass!"

"Burn!"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Happiness is just a state of mind, man."

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... and spiders."

"You know what they say: you miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

"If at first you don't succeed, try once more then give up."

"Everything's better when you're having fun with friends."

"I'm gonna be remembered for greatness, just you wait."

"Life's too short to be serious all the time."

"Books are cool if you're into that sort of thing."

"I'm pretty sure I'm right about this."

"That's hot."

"You gotta believe in yourself, even if nobody else does."

"Gratitude is cool and all, but recognition is better."