That 70s Show

"I've never met a mirror I didn't like."

"If you can't be the best version of yourself, what's the point?"

"Every girl needs a signature look, and mine is perfection."

"I'm not materialistic, I just appreciate quality and luxury."

"Money makes the world go round, and I'm just here for the ride."

"I'd rather be fabulous and alone than average with someone."

"Why settle for less when you can have it all?"

"Fashion is my passion, my love, and my life."

"I don't understand why anyone would choose to be average."

"Daddy always says that Jackie Burkhart deserves the best."

"If you're not the best at something, why even bother?"

"A woman should always look her best, even if she's just going to the grocery store."

"Popularity is the most important thing in high school."

"I'm not mean, I'm just selective about who deserves my time."

"Love is great, but it shouldn't mess up your hair."

"Life's too short to wear last season's clothes."

"I may be shallow, but at least I'm honest about it."

"Friendships are important, but designer shoes are importanter."

"Beauty is a gift, and I'm just sharing it with the world."

"I'm like, way too pretty to have a real job."

"Why would I want to go out when I have everything I need right here?"

"Daddy says money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a new wardrobe, which is basically the same thing."

"I don't do windows, I don't do dishes, and I certainly don't do basements."

"A girl's gotta have her priorities straight, and shopping is number one."

"Ew, Wisconsin."

"I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of."

"Sometimes you need to be alone to know yourself."

"Relationships require effort, but they're worth it."

"Be inspired by others, but make your own path."

"Motivation fades, but discipline keeps you going."