That 70s Show

"Why should I care?"

"I don't believe in anything"

"Life's a joke, might as well laugh"

"I'm the coolest guy here"

"You're such a girl"

"That's what she said"

"I don't need anybody's help"

"Your mom would like that"

"School sucks"

"I live for the moment"

"Being cool is a full-time job"

"Nobody tells me what to do"

"I'm just here for a good time"

"That's not cool, man"

"You're killing me, man"

"Whatever happens, happens"

"I'm way too cool for this"

"Nice moves, buttmunch"

"Dumbass"

"That's tight"

"I don't do feelings, man"

"You can't handle the truth, and the truth is you're all a bunch of dumbasses"

"Rules are made to be broken"

"Life's too short to worry about tomorrow"

"I'm a lover, not a fighter. Well, actually I'm both"

"Burn!"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"

"I'm not a nerd, I'm just selective about my stupidity"

"I'm done with all of this."

"Stop making excuses and face the truth."