That 70s Show

"You ever read the Bible, Jules?"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

"Ezekiel 25:17"

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men"

"I'm tired of all this back-slappin' and loose-cannon stuff. It's not a good time for the users"

"Say what again. Say what again, I dare you"

"This IS a tasty burger!"

"I'm gonna get you high today, because it's Friday"

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"

"Hello, I'm Fez"

"Tomorrow is a new day, and we'll get through it together."

"This family is my greatest joy and my greatest burden."

"I love you, even when you make me want to scream."

"Life is too short for this kind of nonsense."

"I'm a good mother. I know I am."

"Why can't you all just get along?"

"I need wine. I definitely need wine right now."

"These are the best years of your lives, and you're wasting them."

"You know what? I'm done. I'm completely done."

"I've sacrificed so much for this family."

"This is insanity! Pure insanity!"

"I just want everyone to make good choices."

"Oh my God, what is wrong with everyone?"

"I'm not mad, I'm just deeply disappointed."

"These young people have no respect anymore."

"I've done my best, and that's all I can do."

"Red, we need to talk. Seriously."

"I'm too old for this kind of drama."

"Sometimes you just have to let things go."