That 70s Show

"Sometimes you gotta let people learn their own lessons, even if it hurts to watch."

"I've got three things: my health, my family, and my beer. Everything else is bonus."

"You can't fix everything, but you can try your best."

"Life's not a race. It's a journey. Enjoy the ride."

"A man's got to stand by his convictions, no matter what."

"I've learned that patience is a virtue, even if it doesn't always feel that way."

"You gotta earn respect. It's not given, it's earned."

"There's nothing wrong with wanting a little peace and quiet."

"I'm not getting soft in my old age. I'm just getting wiser."

"A real friend tells you what you need to hear, not what you want to hear."

"You can't go back in time, so don't waste your present worrying about the past."

"The secret to success is showing up and doing the work."

"I've seen a lot of changes in my time, and most of them aren't for the better."

"Life's too short to hold grudges. Let it go and move on."

"Sometimes the best advice is no advice at all. Just listen."

"A man does what he's gotta do to provide for his family."

"I'm not saying I'm always right, but I'm not often wrong."

"You gotta take the good with the bad, the sweet with the sour."

"The only thing better than a cold beer is a cold beer with a friend."

"I've made plenty of mistakes, but I've learned from every single one."

"A man's word is his bond. If he says he'll do something, he does it."

"That's life, folks. It's not always fair, but it's always interesting."

"You can't control what happens to you, but you can control how you react to it."

"I didn't raise my kids to be perfect. I raised them to be honest."

"The key to a good marriage is knowing when to keep your mouth shut."

"A man's got to have his pride, even if he's broke."

"I've learned a lot of things in this life, and one of them is to never trust a man in a turtleneck."

"You know what they say: money can't buy happiness, but it sure doesn't hurt."

"The best part of my day is when I'm not at work."

"I'm not getting any younger, and neither are you."