That 70s Show

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Burn!"

"I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?"

"You're an embarrassment to yourself and your family."

"Stop wasting time and get your act together."

"A man's reputation is everything."

"That's the most idiotic thing you've said all day."

"Life's about doing the right thing, not the easy thing."

"You're going to regret that decision."

"Real men admit when they're wrong."

"Stop being such a baby about it."

"You've got to be strong when things get tough."

"That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard."

"A man protects his family no matter what."

"Life's about sacrifice, not pleasure."

"You're being a complete dumbass right now."

"Success comes to those who work for it."

"That's ridiculous nonsense."

"A real man stands by his principles."

"Don't be such a little bitch."

"Life doesn't owe you anything."

"You need to learn respect."

"Family's the only thing that really matters."

"That's completely asinine."

"Stop complaining and do something about it."

"Hard work builds character."

"You're all idiots."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Life's short—don't waste it being stupid."

"You gotta learn to take responsibility."