The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

"I may be a sorry excuse for a scientist, but I'm all they've got."

"Nothing makes sense, which is why we must laugh."

"I have always wanted to visit the planets."

"I don't believe any of this is happening."

"Improbability works in mysterious ways."

"The Restaurant at the End of the Universe exists for a reason."

"The truth may set you free, but first it will make you miserable."

"I wonder what the question is."

"Technology can be beautiful if you understand it."

"I am afraid of nothing but the dark."

"This will all make sense in the end."

"The world is fundamentally strange."

"There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."

"I find the odds quite interesting."

"I think I'm depressed."

"The Total Perspective Vortex shows you your place in the universe."

"I'm not asking for much, just a cup of tea."

"The best way to avoid flying is to fall towards the planet."

"Would you like a cup of tea?"

"The universe is a pretty big place."

"I've never been very good at my job, but I'm very, very good at not caring about it."

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"Reality is frequently inaccurate."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."

"I wish I could care what I should about things."

"A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have."

"I'd far rather be happy than right any day."

"The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful piece of technology."