The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"I'm so depressed."

"Would you like a cup of tea?"

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"To really enjoy the fly-by you have to sit in the right seat"

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"

"I refuse to answer that on the grounds that I don't know the answer."

"I'd far rather be happy than right any day."

"Reality is frequently inaccurate."

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"Life, loathsome though it is, has a certain appeal."

"You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

"Don't panic."

"I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base thirteen."

"Who needs enemies when you've got friends like this?"

"I'd far rather be happy than right any day."

"You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with nothing but a cup of tea and a couple of biscuits, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me."

"It's unpleasantly like being drunk."

"I'm brain dead, man."

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"A cup of tea would be lovely."

"Suddenly it occurred to me that I was not alone in the universe."

"A man can only move through a certain distance in time."

"So this is it. We are going to die, and this is the last conversation we will ever have."

"I think the problem may have been that you were dead."

"If I ever meet myself coming back the other way, I'll probably give myself a very useful kick up the backside."

"There's nothing like a cup of tea for making your problems seem cosmically trivial."

"One of the most important things to remember about human nature is that human beings are stupid."

"You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."

"I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base thirteen."

"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"