The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"This is rather odd. What's happened to the libraries?"

"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving"

"I would like to die now, please."

"The Total Perspective Vortex is like being repeatedly hit in the head by the Universe."

"Don't let me stop you. You're doing brilliantly."

"There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."

"I'd give up everything for a cup of tea."

"I think fish are underrated; they're always getting a bad press."

"The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"Life is wasted on the living."

"I have this terrible feeling I've written a book that's far too long."

"The answer is no, absolutely not, I will not."

"I wish that the fundamental constants of the universe allowed for a planet made of gold."

"I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base thirteen."

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so."

"Would you like to have a drink?"

"The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate."

"Human: I demand an apology!"

"There is an art to flying, or rather a knack."

"The Total Perspective Vortex is the most horrible torture ever devised."

"I'd far rather be happy than right any day."

"There's no place like home, even when home is being demolished."

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."

"The most important thing is not to panic in a crisis."

"I'd rather be happy than right."

"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"

"I wish I could just believe in myself the way you do."

"The fact that we live here is as odd as anything I know."