The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"

"I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base thirteen"

"Flying is easy. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss"

"I wish I had my towel"

"Some people are on the way up, others on the way down"

"All my circuits are activated"

"Perhaps you could try hitting it"

"The answer is always goodbye"

"Avoid reincarnation"

"Try to be nice to people"

"I could murder a cup of tea"

"Don't try to understand it"

"Being a successful writer requires discipline and hard work"

"Life is full of surprises"

"Numbers written on the ground"

"It's a very poor way of doing things"

"I'd far rather be happy than right"

"The restaurants at the end of the universe are quite nice"

"Better to face problems now than later"

"I'm not really made for hitch-hiking"

"Would you like some tea?"

"The fact that it's improbable doesn't matter"

"I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side"

"You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with nothing but a pen and a piece of paper"

"My favorite Vogon poem was that one you recited just then"

"There's nothing to see here"

"I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle"

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so"

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"

"I wish you'd stop calling me Dent, even in your own head"