The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with nothing but a bowl of petunias, that I wish I'd listened to what my mother told me."

"I'd far rather be happy than right any day."

"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base thirteen."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."

"Isn't there anyone out there who actually wants to help?"

"The most important thing to know about flying is don't think about it too much"

"The lights are on but there's no one home"

"Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet"

"You know, it's at times like this that I think about my life choices"

"Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect"

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"

"I'd far rather be happy than right any day"

"Who needs the Internet when you have the Guide"

"You can't have a funeral for something that won't die"

"I'm not from Earth, I'm from far far away"

"Tea is the best drink in the universe"

"You know what they call a Robot with depression?"

"That's funny, that's really funny"

"I've had worse days"

"Take me to your leader"

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed"

"I am depressed. That is to say, I am not immediately happy, but I will be happy in my way"

"Go stick your head in a pig"

"You're a jerk, Dent"

"Life, don't talk to me about life"

"Reality is frequently inaccurate"

"Would you like some tea?"