The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Anything you do can get you killed, same way"

"The answer is simple: I am happy"

"Reality is frequently inaccurate"

"What's the use of a time machine if you can't have a decent cup of tea?"

"I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base thirteen"

"You can't think rationally on an empty stomach"

"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news"

"There is no point in driving ourselves into a psychological state of extreme depression over all this"

"Would you like a drink?"

"I'm a robot, but I don't care"

"Life, don't talk to me about life"

"A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have"

"Don't panic"

"The more you know about the past, the better prepared you are for the future."

"The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself."

"The universe is hostile, and yet we persist."

"Life, don't talk to me about life."

"You can't see what you're looking at when you're looking at it."

"Tea is a drink, and it makes you happy."

"I am a robot and cannot experience fear."

"Someone is about to get a very nasty shock."

"Reality is frequently inaccurate."

"The knack to flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss it."

"The Vogon Constructor Fleet is quite possibly the most offensive thing in the known universe."

"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"

"I like a cup of tea, myself. It's the best drink in the universe."

"You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

"There's nothing worse than a sense of humor based on a misunderstanding."

"I'm leaving Earth, not for a joyride, but to save my life."

"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."