The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with nothing but a towel and a bowl of petunias falling around me, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me"

"Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so"

"I've never met anyone who understood the number six"

"The answer is in this book, but you won't understand it"

"The secret to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss"

"Would you like a drink"

"My capacity for happiness you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first"

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed"

"All through my life I've had this strange unaccountable feeling that something was going on"

"You can't make an unreliable science worse"

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"

"I've never been to any planet that wasn't impossibly crowded"

"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"

"Life is like a box of chocolates"

"A cup of tea would be nice"

"Would you like a jelly baby?"

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."

"Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet."

"I'd make a awful continuity to my love life if I turned out to exist."

"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"

"If you want to get somewhere, you might consider asking for directions."

"I can vouch for the fact that it's impossible to read the books. I can also vouch for the fact that I've done it."

"What I mean is I'd like to know what the question is that would make 42 the answer."

"Very often the things that make you happy seem like they might be slightly disgusting or perverted to others."

"The answer is a very simple one. It's good."

"Just when you think you've lost everything, you find out you can always lose a little more."

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."