The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Nothing travels faster than light except bad news"

"Resistance to psychic powers is futile"

"Life is wasted on the living"

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge"

"I ache, therefore I am"

"All you really need to know is what the message on the bowl says"

"The difference between the Actual and the Real"

"It is a fact universally acknowledged that paranoia is just having all the facts"

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job"

"I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base thirteen"

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so"

"I'd far rather be happy than right any day"

"This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays"

"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

"You can't navigate wormholes by the stars. You navigate by instruments."

"I've never wanted to see the actual end of the universe. I just wanted to have some sort of understanding of what's supposed to happen."

"I love the way humans always assume that aliens are by definition invisible, or extremely tall, or walks funny."

"Reality is frequently inaccurate."

"It's unpleasantly like being drunk. What's so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water."

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."

"The best material model for the universe we have so far is a joke."

"I'd far rather be happy than right any day."

"You know, the most important thing is never to panic."

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."

"The answer is mostly the right answer."

"What's the use of a book without pictures or conversations?"

"I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base thirteen."

"Don't panic."

"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"