The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."

"Would you like me to sit in the corner and think about what I've done?"

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you down to the bridge."

"Life, don't talk to me about life."

"I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base thirteen."

"I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side."

"I'm sorry, did you say something?"

"You live and learn."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"I've seen it. It's rubbish."

"It's a pretty good life if you don't weaken."

"You can't win them all."

"Would you try to prevent the end of the world?"

"I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base thirteen."

"The universe is a pretty big place."

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"It's unpleasantly like being drunk."

"You've got to build calluses on your soul."

"I'm not sure I want to be happy. But it does seem like a good idea."

"Would you like a drink?"

"A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have."

"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."

"You're a jerk, Dent"

"Resistance to the inevitable is useless"

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so"

"Would it save you a lot of time if I just went mad now?"

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by"

"I wish you'd just tell me rather than try to engage my enthusiasm."

"The most important thing is never to panic."

"The answer is no."