The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Keep your towel close."

"The universe is full of strange and impossible things."

"I feel much better now."

"Two heads are better than one."

"Life doesn't get any better than this."

"The universe is a pretty big place."

"He's mad as a comet."

"What did you do before you came here?"

"If it tastes like this I'm not staying."

"I'd rather be happy than right any day."

"What's the point of having a telephone if you never use it?"

"The moment you start to take yourself seriously and that life is owed to you, you start to get depressed."

"One always, in the end, comes back to the same question: why?"

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"A cup of tea would be very welcome."

"The infinite improbability drive is the greatest invention ever."

"You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with nothing but a cup of tea and a biscuit, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me."

"There's no place like home."

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."

"Life, loathing and the universe—in no particular order."

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

"I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base thirteen."

"A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.'"

"Why does it always have to be spaceships?"

"There are other worlds than these."

"In an infinite universe, the idea that divine intervention is necessary seems, well, redundant."

"The most important thing is never to panic."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Pram 5?"

"The answer is a towel."