The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with nothing but a bowl of petunias above me, that I wish I'd listened to what my mother told me."

"The knack to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"Flying is a lot like falling, except with more expensive insurance."

"By sheer good fortune, I happened to go to the only school that ever taught Vogon"

"Going mad is just a state of mind"

"A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have"

"You're a jerk, Zarniwoop"

"I'd far rather be happy than right any day"

"This is rather good isn't it, all this?"

"I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base thirteen"

"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

"Life, don't talk to me about life"

"Tea is the most comforting thing in existence"

"You can't trust a computer-run society"

"Everything you do is already determined"

"The secret to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss it"

"What's this? A salad?"

"Just follow the signs"

"There's nothing worse than finding out your life is meaningless"

"The best conversations happen when no one is talking"

"Somewhere in the cosmos, there must be something better than bananas"

"The important thing is not the destination but the people you meet along the way"

"What does it matter if you're happy?"

"The lights are always on there"

"Reality is frequently inaccurate"

"You're a jerk, but you're alive, and you're here now"

"A cup of tea would be nice"

"Even robots have their moments of existential crisis"

"The fact that we live here is as odd as anything I've ever heard"