Humor Quotes

"Your car smells like shoes and failure"

"I'm charming, dude, I'm very charming"

"Nobody look at me! Nobody look at me! Nobody look at me!"

"I'm gonna smash."

"I'm not racist, but I am a racist."

"I'm not crazy, you're crazy for not seeing what I see."

"Humor helps us get through the toughest times."

"The best jokes come from a place of truth."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a heavy heart."

"Humor is the best medicine - it can lighten any mood or situation."

"Humor connects us to each other on a deeply human level."

"I'm the trash man. I come out of the trash, all over these bitches."

"I'm not fat, I'm cultivating mass."

"Sweet Dee, you gangly uncoordinated bitch."

"There's no part of that sentence I didn't enjoy."

"You know what's genius? Me."

"I'm gonna do the nasty in the pasty."

"I'm the best person in this group."

"I'm too rich to be in jail."

"I'm not a bird, okay? Stop calling me a bird."

"That's not even remotely funny."

"I'm not a bird, okay? Stop calling me that!"

"Humor is your only redeeming quality, barely."

"I am the trash man, I come out and I throw trash all over the ring and I start eating garbage"

"You don't understand, I'm a doctor"

"The gang makes a terrible decision"

"We're not broke, we're just... creative with money"

"The gang goes to war"

"The gang gets involved in crime"

"The gang gets banned from a place"