Humor Quotes

"The Gang goes to hell - literally and figuratively."

"I'm gonna invade your personal space with my smell."

"I'm gonna tie you to the radiator and grape you!"

"The Gang Gets Trapped in a Room - send help!"

"I'm not saying I'm lazy, I'm just saying I've never been the first one to do anything."

"Humor is how I cope with basically everything in life."

"Humor is how you survive without losing your mind."

"Humor is how I cope with the absurdity of existence."

"I've been trying to get into your pants since I met you."

"I'm basically a professional dancer."

"Humor is my defense mechanism against reality."

"Humor is a tool I use to manipulate the simple-minded."

"This is completely insane."

"You're all terrible people."

"This is why we can't have nice things."

"This is why I drink."

"You're all fired, in my mind."

"I'm not a idiot. I know what the Jews want."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Find humor even in difficult situations."

"Humor is a gift that makes the unbearable bearable."

"Life is too short not to find the humor in it."

"Humor is a tool. Use it wisely, or don't use it at all."

"Humor gets you through the tough times."

"Laughter is medicine for the soul."

"Find humor in everything."

"Humor is how I cope with not understanding anything."

"Laughter is the best defense against despair."

"Humor is a defense mechanism I've perfected."

"Humor masks the darkness inside."