Humor Quotes

"I'm not a idiot. I'm only a caucasian."

"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."

"Stop looking at me like that, you look like a psycho."

"I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction time."

"We're gonna laugh about this someday."

"Humor is the best medicine for a broken spirit."

"Humor is how we survive the unsurvivable."

"I've never been the smartest, but I got heart and that counts."

"Humor is how you survive when everything's falling apart."

"Humor is the best medicine, unless you actually have a disease."

"Humor is the only appropriate response to most situations."

"Kitten mittens? Is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE all the time?"

"I'm the trash man! I come out of the garbage, throw stuff all around and eat garbage!"

"I am a full-on rapist. Lizard."

"The beauty of the three-way is nobody has to know who to blame."

"Humor is the only sane response to an insane world."

"Humor is a weapon. I wield it masterfully."

"Funny? No. I'm hilarious. There's a difference."

"I try to find humor even in life's difficult moments."

"Humor helps us cope with life's hardships."

"Humor is the best medicine for a heavy heart."

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."

"Humor is tragedy plus time."

"I'm the trash man. I come out of the woodwork and I throw trash all over these guys."

"Stop looking at me like that, you little bitch."

"I'm gonna punch you in the face and take your wallet."

"I am the trash man! I come out, I throw trash all over the ring, and then I start eating garbage!"

"I found a dead body! This is the best day ever!"

"I love the smell of desperation in the morning."

"The Gang Gives Back - and we don't actually give back."