Humor Quotes

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a massage. Close enough."

"Phrasing! Are we still doing phrasing?"

"You think you're clever, don't you?"

"Stop being so dramatic."

"This is why I drink."

"That's the most ridiculous thing you've ever said."

"You gotta laugh at yourself sometimes."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"I'm Jean-Ralphio, the wildest guy in Pawnee. You probably know that already."

"Every problem can be solved with a good time."

"Humor is the best defense against a boring life."

"This is exactly why we can't have nice things."

"I think humor helps us get through difficult times."

"Humor helps us cope with life's difficulties."

"Humor is a defense mechanism for the morally ambiguous."

"Humor helps during the difficult moments."

"Humor is the best weapon against the mundane."

"Humor is my weapon of choice."

"Sometimes the best thing you can do is just laugh at yourself."

"Laughter is the best medicine for when you realize how absurd life is."

"I'm not a numbers guy, I'm a people guy. Well, actually I'm neither. I'm a guy guy."

"Humor is the best way to deflect from your actual problems."

"Humor is sadness with a good punchline."

"Humor is best when you treat yo'self to laughter."

"Cyril, put on some pants."

"That's what she said."

"Have you tried not being an idiot?"

"You're being dramatic again."

"This is exactly why I drink."

"Nobody asked you."