Humor Quotes

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

"This conversation is making my brain hurt."

"I'm going to need another drink after this."

"I'm listening... I'm just not paying attention."

"What am I, a mind reader?"

"You're killing me here."

"I'm not drunk, you're drunk."

"I've made worse decisions."

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

"This is getting ridiculous."

"I'm far too important for this."

"I'm basically a god."

"That's the best you've got?"

"You're an idiot."

"Phrasing! Are we not doing phrasing anymore?"

"BAWK BAWK BAWK!"

"BAWK! That's my philosophy on life."

"Humor is the best medicine, even for a giant bird."

"BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK!"

"Humor is the best medicine, followed closely by alcohol."

"Laughter is the best medicine, and the cheapest."

"Humor is the only way to survive in this hellhole."

"Humor is my coping mechanism for incompetence."

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"You know what? I'd probably pay good money to see that."

"That's the least sexy thing I've ever heard."

"That's what she said."

"Hello, drunk Lana."

"So that happened."

"That's the worst idea you've ever had."