Humor Quotes

"You can't buy class, but you can rent it long enough to fool people."

"Silence is golden, but my commentary is platinum."

"I'm hilarious, and I'm serious about my jokes."

"Humor is the best way to deal with life's challenges."

"Humor is the best medicine for a troubled heart."

"You know, Lois, I'd kill you if I weren't so lazy."

"I find you people absolutely fascinating in your stupidity."

"I am my own hero, villain, and greatest admirer."

"Hehehehe, that's awesome!"

"I don't get it, but it sounds funny."

"That's so uncool."

"Stewie's weird, man."

"That's a really dumb idea."

"That's totally gross, dude."

"That's the lamest thing ever."

"That's actually pretty funny."

"That's the stupidest rule ever."

"That's the worst day ever."

"Hehehehe, that's so stupid!"

"That's bogus, totally bogus."

"Humor helps us get through the tough times."

"A good joke can defuse even the tensest situation."

"Humor is my only defense."

"I'm tired of being the punchline."

"I laugh so nobody sees me crying."

"Giggity! That's what I'm talking about!"

"Laughter is the best medicine, giggity goo!"

"A good laugh shared is a memory made, giggity!"

"Shut up, Meg."

"Giggity!"