Humor Quotes

"That's what you're going with?"

"I'm listening, but I'm really not."

"Are you seriously asking me that?"

"That's insane. I'm insane for agreeing."

"I'm going to pretend that didn't happen."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a troubled heart."

"A good laugh can change your entire perspective."

"Giggity!"

"Humor is the best medicine, giggity."

"Giggity, giggity goo! Life's too short not to laugh."

"Laughter is the best response to life's challenges."

"I've learned to laugh at myself because if I don't, I'll just cry."

"Being laughed at taught me not to take myself too seriously."

"I'm tired of being the punchline."

"Humor is the best medicine, except actual medicine."

"Humility is admirable in others but not essential in myself."

"Eh, what's up, doc? Oh wait, wrong dog."

"Laughter is medicine for the soul."

"Life is too short not to laugh at yourself."

"Bawk bawk bawk bawk!"

"Humor is the best medicine, especially for a chicken like me."

"Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk!"

"Humor keeps you sane when you're the only giant chicken around."

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"Phrasing! Are we still doing phrasing?"

"That's what she said."

"I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?"

"I've made worse decisions before breakfast."

"I'm not saying I'm a genius, but the evidence is pretty compelling."

"Never trust someone who doesn't drink coffee or bourbon."