Humor Quotes

"Psh, what does that dumb baby want? Oh, that's me."

"Why does everything bad happen to me? Oh right, because I'm Meg."

"Humor is my coping mechanism for everything."

"I laugh at myself before others get the chance to."

"I'm funny because I'm pathetic. That's the joke."

"Sometimes you just gotta laugh at the absurdity of it all."

"Humor is how we cope with the pain of being human."

"Shut up, Meg."

"Giggity!"

"Sweet mother of macadamia nuts!"

"Holy crap!"

"Hehehehe, he said 'duty'."

"That's why they call me Peter Griffin, baby!"

"I think I just had a stroke."

"Hehehehe."

"I'm not saying I'm a hero, but I did once push a kid down the stairs."

"You know what the problem is? I'm too good at everything."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Uhhhhhh. Okay."

"Humor is the best medicine, besides actual medicine."

"Grease is not a color."

"I don't trust people without ears."

"I'm basically a criminal mastermind in training."

"I'm kind of a big deal, in my own mind."

"I don't do homework because homework doesn't do me."

"I'm not listening, I'm just waiting for my turn to talk."

"I'm basically the coolest person I know, which is convenient."

"I'm not arrogant, I'm just honest about being great."

"I'm not lazy, I'm just very energy efficient."

"Life's a game and I'm winning."