Humor Quotes

"I'm not trying to be funny, I'm just naturally hilarious."

"The world would be better if everyone was more like me."

"I'm basically the coolest person in existence, but I'm humble about it."

"Humor is the best medicine, especially when life gets tough."

"Peter, your brain is the size of a pea."

"Peter, that's the dumbest idea you've ever had."

"Peter, you're impossible to live with."

"Peter, your stupidity is legendary."

"I'm smarter than Peter will ever be."

"Peter, you're lucky I'm so patient."

"Hehehehe, I'm stupid."

"Laughter is the best medicine, hehehehe."

"Hehehehe, I did something dumb again."

"Humor gets you through the hard times."

"Humor helps us get through the hard times."

"Laughter is good medicine."

"I laugh at people's pain - that's good humor."

"The greatest trick I ever pulled was convincing everyone I was just a baby."

"Another day, another elaborate scheme. Such is the burden of genius."

"Comedy is tragedy plus time. I'll use both as weapons."

"Intelligence is sexy. I'm basically irresistible."

"Shut up, Meg."

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."

"You gotta admire a guy who can laugh at his own stupidity."

"Humor is how I survive the fact that I'm basically a confused adult."

"Humor is my defense mechanism and my favorite offense mechanism."

"Ugh, I'm the saddest I've ever been at a fun fair."

"It's like the time I fell out of the boat and nobody noticed."

"Butts are funny. Even I think that, and I'm a sophisticated woman."

"Humor helps me get through the tough times."