Humor Quotes

"Humor is how I make sense of chaos."

"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."

"Humor is just truth served with a side of chaos."

"The best humor comes from telling the truth weirdly."

"Peter, that's the worst idea you've had all week."

"I've learned to find humor even in difficult situations."

"Humor helps us get through the tough days."

"Life's got a funny way of working itself out."

"Laughter heals what medicine can't."

"The customer is always wrong, especially if they're eating burgers."

"I didn't become successful by being humble."

"I'm not gay! What are you, insane? Although I do appreciate a well-tailored suit."

"Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Oh wait, wrong show."

"I don't have a drinking problem, I have a loving problem."

"Uhhhh, excuse me, I'm trying to have a moment here."

"I speak fluent sarcasm and broken everything else."

"Disagreements are just opportunities to prove you were right all along."

"I'm not yelling, I'm enthusiastically expressing myself."

"The best gift you can give someone is your honest opinion, unsolicited."

"I make bad decisions, but I make them with confidence."

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions and my dinner ideas."

"You know you're an adult when wine tastes better than juice."

"I'm not loud, I just have a very expressive volume."

"Embarrassment is just a story you'll laugh about later, probably drunk."

"I don't need therapy, I need a better drink menu."

"I'm not high maintenance, I'm just...detailed."

"Ugh, fine. But I'm not happy about it."

"Why would I care about your feelings when I can care about mine?"

"Everyone else is boring compared to me."

"Honestly, I'm too cool for this."