Humor Quotes

"The best comedy is when the setup and punchline have perfect timing."

"You gotta laugh at yourself, or you'll cry about your mortgage."

"Life's too short not to laugh at weird things."

"A little humor goes a long way when times are tough."

"Humor is the best medicine for tough times."

"Humor is just what people use when they're not successful enough to be serious."

"Humor is how we survive things that would otherwise destroy us."

"If you can laugh about it, it doesn't control you anymore."

"That's so crazy, I can't even deal right now."

"Humor is how we cope with the hard parts of life."

"Being uptight is just another word for having standards."

"I'm going to die alone with my cats."

"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Wait, wrong show."

"I'm not bad, I'm just misunderstood."

"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

"Humor helps you survive the terrible parts of life."

"I think the butts are the most important part of people."

"I find humor in the most awkward situations."

"Groaning is my love language."

"Humor is how you survive life without losing your mind completely."

"Humor is the best way to get through tough times without losing yourself."

"Laugh at yourself before anyone else can."

"I genuinely believe that my dysfunction is charming."

"I think every bad experience is just material for a good story later."

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

"Humor is how we survive the difficult moments."

"Humor is a defense mechanism and a gift."

"Humor is how we cope with unbearable situations."

"Humor is how I survive difficult emotions."

"You're killing me, Smalls."