Humor Quotes

"Gob doesn't know why he's here."

"That's a man's name."

"Stop with the chicken."

"You think you're clever."

"Humor gets you through the hard times."

"Humor is the truth wrapped in a smile."

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"A trick is something a whore does for money."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I think the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!"

"That's hot."

"That's a terrible story."

"I can't handle the weather outside."

"I've done nothing. And it's worked brilliantly."

"I can't feel my legs. I'm going to assume this means I'm dying."

"This is actually really funny when you think about it."

"Sometimes you just gotta dance it out, even if you look ridiculous doing it."

"Why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed about?"

"I'm afraid I just blue myself."

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"Humor lightens the load."

"Humor is the best way to get through tough times."

"Laughter is proof that we're alive."

"Humor is the best defense against pain."

"I use humor to deflect from the painful stuff."

"I think humor is a coping mechanism."

"Humor helps us get through life."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"You're killin' me, Smalls!"

"Tobias, you blowhard!"