Humor Quotes

"I'm not a moron, I'm only a case of a very wit."

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

"It's called 'taking advantage of a woman's body.'"

"Humor helps us heal."

"Laugh at life."

"Humor is the best way to get out of trouble"

"I've learned that humor can get you out of almost any situation"

"I'm gonna go do an illusion... a trick. You know the difference?"

"Humor is my defense mechanism against reality."

"I think I might be a sociopath, but in a cool way."

"I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm doing it with confidence."

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Humor is the best medicine when life gets tough."

"Humor gets me through the day."

"I'm afraid I prematurely ejaculated"

"You're killing me, Smalls"

"I just blue myself"

"I'm living in a corneal world"

"Has anyone in this family even seen a chicken?"

"Daddy's horny, Michael"

"I've done nothing and I'm already tired"

"Humor helps us cope"

"Humor is how I survive."

"Life is just one awkward moment after another."

"Humor is my defense mechanism."

"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable parts of life."

"The best humor comes from truth."