Humor Quotes

"That's what you get for trying."

"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."

"That's disgusting."

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Well, obviously you're not a golfer."

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"Who would have thought a woman would be working at a banana stand?"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"I have no idea what you just said."

"I'm going to go take a nap in my clothes."

"Is it just me or is it getting old in here?"

"Oh. My. God."

"I may be annoying, but I mean well."

"I'm afraid I just blue myself."

"Get rid of the Seaward."

"Gob's not on board."

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"My name is Gob. It rhymes with 'rob'."

"I'm not a moron. I'm only a pop."

"The big yellow joint."

"I'm not crying. You're crying."

"I'm going to be sick."

"This is insane. This is completely insane."

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"I blue myself."

"Humor is how we cope with life's absurdities."

"Humor is the best defense against reality."

"Humor is the only honest thing about human interaction."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."