Humor Quotes

"Humor is the best medicine."

"Humor is the greatest survival tool."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"Get out!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone who cared."

"That's gold, Jerry. Gold!"

"Yadda yadda yadda, he said yadda yadda yadda and I just left."

"This is a write-off for me."

"I need a new bra. My old bra is stretched out like a hammock."

"This is insanity. Absolute insanity."

"I don't even know what that means."

"Can't you just be normal for once?"

"I can't help it if I'm naturally charismatic."

"This is ridiculous."

"What is wrong with you?"

"You're being such a man about this."

"That's actually pretty funny."

"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."

"Sometimes the best thing you can do is just laugh."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"A little off the top."

"The jerk store called, they're running out of you."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Humor heals everything."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"I'm like a big turtle, Jerry."

"I've been thinking about getting a bro."

"The jerk store called. They're running out of you."

"I'm an even bigger loser now than I was before."

"I'm a very important man."