Humor Quotes

"These pretzels are killing me."

"Silly rabbit."

"These pretzels."

"Kill independent me."

"Killing me softly."

"I'm wearing a bra!"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"A good laugh is medicine for the soul."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Humor is the highest form of intelligence; it reveals our humanity."

"A person who cannot laugh at themselves is taking themselves far too seriously."

"The mailman is a loser."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"Giddy up!"

"Bosco!"

"These are pretzels making me thirsty!"

"Believe it or not, George isn't at home."

"The jerk store called, they want their jerk back."

"Look to the cookie, Elaine!"

"Hello, gorgeous."

"I'm a low-talker, a high-talker, or a regular talker."

"What's the big emergency? Somebody die?"

"I love the smell of the bathroom before and after."

"Steamed hams. I call the lemonade steamed hams."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"The ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."

"Bosco!"

"The jerk store called, they're running out of you!"

"My little man's a little tired."

"I'm completely balanced. I have my emotions totally under control."