Humor Quotes

"Give me some gum. I have chapped lips."

"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."

"That's the story of my life right there."

"I'm a sick, sick man."

"That's the punchline."

"Humor is the only honest response to existence."

"The funniest things in life are usually tragic."

"The Bizzaro Jerry."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."

"This is madness."

"Humor is acceptable only in appropriate contexts and with prior approval."

"I've never been one for spontaneity or joy."

"I believe in the power of positive thinking, grudgingly."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"I'm like the Marlboro Man, but with less cancer."

"A good laugh is worth its weight in gold."

"Sometimes you just gotta laugh it off."

"Get out!"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"Bizzaro world."

"These go to eleven."

"Yada, yada, yada."

"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids."

"Shrinkage!"

"No soup for you!"

"These pretzels are definitely making me thirsty."

"You're killing independent George!"

"Bizzaro Superman."