Humor Quotes

"You guys, I'm not even taking this seriously anymore."

"I don't understand what you're trying to say."

"I'm legitimately mad."

"This is literally the worst day of my life."

"Why are you like this?"

"That sounds like a lot of work."

"You are all terrible."

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

"This is fine. Everything is fine."

"Stop being an idiot."

"You're all idiots and I hate this."

"Humor is how I deal with life's challenges."

"I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Why would anyone ever eat anything other than breakfast food?"

"I'm never going to emotionally recover from this."

"I may have made a tactical error."

"I've made worse decisions before."

"I regret nothing."

"Humor helps us through difficult times."

"I probably should have seen that coming."

"This is fine."

"I've been in worse situations."

"You have delighted us long enough."

"I dearly love a laugh."

"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."

"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."

"I have not the pleasure of understanding you."

"He is tolerable, but not handsome enough to dance with."

"Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies, do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can."

"It is fortunate that they are not both in love with you."