Humor Quotes

"I'm Tracy Jordan. You might know me from such films as 'African American History Month' and 'Honky Grandma Be Tripendicular.'"

"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"Find humor in the darkest moments."

"I'm not going to cry. I'm a grown man. I cried once in 1998 when they cancelled Sports Night."

"Never underestimate the power of a good snack."

"Binders full of women is probably not the best approach to dating."

"Humor helps us cope with difficult things."

"Humor is a weapon. Use it wisely."

"Humor is the best medicine. Medicine and money are the second and third best."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"Humor is how we cope with life's challenges."

"I'm not a real businesswoman. I'm a pretend businesswoman."

"I've never been cool, but I've been thinking of getting a motorcycle."

"Sarcasm is my defense mechanism."

"I feel like my life is a series of stupid decisions."

"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just Irish."

"Everything I do is wrong, apparently."

"I'd like to thank the Academy, my agent, and my therapist."

"Let me just say, this is a weird day."

"I'm not cool and I don't understand fashion. Why is this surprising?"

"I need to lower my standards immediately."

"Why are grown men so dumb?"

"I love television and it has ruined me."

"I want to be taken seriously, but also I want to eat cupcakes at 2am."

"Nothing good happens after 2am."

"I'm better at my job when I'm miserable."

"I want to dance with abandon but I also want to plan my outfit carefully."

"Some people are born leaders. I'm born confused."

"I think my brain is broken."

"I hate confrontation so I just never say anything."