Humor Quotes

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Could this BE any more awkward?"

"I can't believe I thought that would work."

"You're being ridiculous."

"I'm not great at the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Could I be any more of a control freak?"

"I've learned that laughter is healing."

"How you doin'?"

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Could I BE any more fabulous?"

"I'm a very smart guy, I just don't understand words."

"I'm not a loser, I'm just not winning."

"Women are like... they're like... I don't know what they're like!"

"Love is complicated, but nachos are simple."

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman together?"

"You can't force love, but you can force a good time."

"I'm not good at making decisions, but I'm great at making mistakes."

"I'm not saying I invented the compliment, but I perfected it."

"The best thing about being an actor is the free food."

"I'm not dumb, I'm just selective about what I know."

"I'm not complicated, I'm just... a lot."

"The world would be better if everyone was like me."

"The key to being cool is not caring what people think."

"I may not have all the answers, but I have great hair."

"The best things in life are free or have a good sale."

"I'm not rich, but I'm rich in spirit... and jokes."

"I'm not perfect, but I'm perfectly imperfect."

"The best comedy comes from truth."

"The secret to a good life is knowing when to laugh at yourself."