Humor Quotes

"You make me laugh so hard."

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"That's what she said."

"Oh my God!"

"Humor is the best medicine."

"Laughter is the glue that holds us together."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy fashion!"

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Oh. My. God."

"The answer is no. Whatever it is, the answer is no."

"I'm not crying. You're crying."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy organization supplies."

"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"Fact: bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"I am an excellent driver."

"That's what she said."

"One day, you will be Jello'd, my friend."

"Pam is pregnant. Pam is having a baby."

"I never joke. Everything I say is serious."

"There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'M-E'."

"Noses are overrated."

"I am a trained assassin."

"How you doin'?"

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"I'm Joey Tribbiani. I don't share food!"

"Grab a spoon!"

"Laughter is the best medicine for a broken heart."