Humor Quotes

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Could I BE any more...?"

"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."

"Humor helps us cope with life's difficulties."

"I'm not great at the advice-giving thing. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Beauty fades, but being funny never gets old."

"Humor is the best medicine. Well, that and actual medicine."

"Humor is a defense mechanism. I'm very defensive."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a weary soul."

"Humor helps us cope with life's challenges."

"I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"I'm sorry, I'm late, I was shopping."

"Is it bad that I'm enjoying this?"

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy shoes."

"I'm not great at the advice... can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"I'm organized. I'm not obsessive. There's a difference."

"I'm not a mother, I'm Canadian, and I don't do emotions."

"That's what I'm talking about!"

"Giggity!"

"I'm a love machine, I make love all night long."

"Have another drink, you'll feel better."

"Old Barney is coming back out to play."

"That's a good plan, have another drink and think about it."

"You intern, go away."

"Humor is how we survive the hard times."

"Someone sedate me."

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"

"What are you doing?"