Humor Quotes

"You gotta embrace your inner douchebag."

"I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."

"That's a line."

"Why would you even say that?"

"I'm going to win so hard."

"That's awesome. That's awesome. That's awesome."

"Have you met Ted?"

"I'm the king of the castle!"

"You're tearing me apart!"

"NORA!"

"I do love the ladies."

"That's not a bad idea. That's a terrible idea."

"That would be awesome."

"I was slapped, it was awesome."

"Being alone means I can make out with other girls."

"This is legen-dairy."

"Perfect play."

"Give us a kiss."

"Don't grow up."

"That's legendary."

"Someone sedate me."

"Humor keeps you sane in the darkness."

"Humor is how we survive. It's how we stay human."

"I'm not a moody girl, I'm just Canadian."

"Sometimes the worst moments become the best stories."

"I've discovered that humility is more attractive than pride."

"Humor should never come at the expense of propriety."

"Humor should be witty, not crude."

"Humor is how we survive the darkness."

"I'm like a human espresso machine - I'm loud, I'm strong, and I keep people awake."