Humor Quotes

"Dance it out."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"Laughter really is the best medicine."

"I'm not great at the advice thing."

"Someone sedate me."

"Legendary! Oh wait, I'm going to be saying that a lot, so if every time I say it, you guys could just do a little pause and let it marinate..."

"A guy has to have standards. Mine just happen to be very, very low."

"I may not have all the answers, but I always know how to have a good time."

"Humor is how we deal with the hard stuff."

"I'm not a moody person, I'm just Canadian."

"The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a broken heart."

"Life is too short to take yourself too seriously."

"Humor is how we survive the hard times."

"Life is too short to take seriously all the time."

"Humor is how we survive the darkness."

"Humor is the spice of life."

"Humor should never come at the expense of dignity."

"Humor is the crutch of the inarticulate."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"Comedy and laughter are good for the soul."

"Legendary!"

"What did I do wrong? I wore a suit."

"Lets get some chicks."

"The Playbook never lies."

"I have a new life philosophy: slap bet."

"Hot chicks dig suit guys."

"Stinson out."

"Magic trick!"

"I need a drink."