Humor Quotes

"Humor helps when life is unbearable."

"Humor is how I survive in a corrupt town."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy nice things."

"I find humor in the suffering of others."

"The most important thing in advertising is sincerity. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

"A good cigar is like a good marriage—it should be long and satisfying."

"Humor is the best defense against a cruel world."

"Humor is the antidote to despair."

"Humor is the coping mechanism of the intelligent."

"What is the point of being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes?"

"Do you know what you look like with that face on? Engaged."

"I'm like a Starbucks in a Pottery Barn in a Gap"

"Oy with the poodles already!"

"I need coffee to function. Is there any coffee? What happened to all my coffee?"

"My brain is like a TV set when it hasn't found a station yet"

"I talk fast. It's a genetic thing"

"I have a complex relationship with the English language"

"I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person"

"I speak multiple languages: English, pop culture reference, and coffee"

"Life's too short for bad coffee"

"Laughter is the best medicine"

"A joke at the right moment can change everything."

"Humor is the weapon of the intelligent."

"Humor is how I survive. Laughter before breaking."

"Humor is how we survive the unsurvivable."

"I've discovered that humor is the best medicine."

"Humor is how I survive in a world that often doesn't make sense."

"Humor is a tool for manipulation."

"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."