Humor Quotes

"Humor keeps us sane in an insane world."

"Humor is a way of dealing with the things that scare us most."

"I've learned that humor can be a shield against pain."

"I drink because I'm thirsty."

"I'm not interested in your redemption arc."

"Destiny is a new car smell."

"Marshmallows have always been little puffs of sweet sadness to me."

"Health is just the slowest possible way to die."

"Humor is how I cope with a broken world."

"Humor is how I survive. Without it, I'd probably be a murderer or something."

"Some mistakes are too good to learn from—you just want to repeat them."

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."

"Laughter is the best defense against despair."

"Humor is the armor of the intelligent."

"Humor is the weapon of the desperate and foolish."

"Humor is the best defense against life's disappointments."

"Humor is the spice of life."

"Humor helps us survive the impossible."

"Humor is how we survive what we can't change."

"I don't like to make jokes about things I care about."

"That's just the way women are."

"Humor is how we survive."

"Humor connects us."

"Sometimes you gotta laugh or you'll go crazy."

"Find humor in darkness or it will consume you."

"I could kill you right now, but that wouldn't be any fun."

"Humor is how we cope with horror."

"Humor is a tool, use it wisely."

"Humor hides pain, but it also heals it."

"I'm drunk. I'm feeling philosophical."