Humor Quotes

"Sometimes the only way to deal with a loss is to make a joke about it."

"Humor is the best medicine for a troubled soul."

"Humor reveals the lighter side of even serious matters."

"Humor connects us through shared understanding."

"There's humor in the simple things if ye know where to look."

"Humor helps ye survive the hard times."

"Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"

"Humor is a defense mechanism, much like murder."

"Humor helps us cope with the void."

"Sarcasm is the only thing keeping us alive."

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

"Sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from crying."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A bit of humor helps one endure life's hardships."

"Humor is a coping mechanism for suffering."

"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

"Work is hard. Let's go drinking."

"Beer: the cause of and solution to all life's problems."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Hard work never killed anyone important."

"Laughter beats crying any day."

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn."

"Three words: I don't care."

"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."

"I don't need to be happy, I just need to be numb."

"Sometimes being an adult is overrated."

"I don't have the energy for this."

"I need a vacation from my vacation."

"I'm not brave, I'm just desperate."

"I'm not as dumb as I look."