Humor Quotes

"I'll have another donut. No wait, make it ten."

"Ralph, stop licking that dog."

"That's it! I'm calling the police... oh wait, I AM the police."

"Let's pizza up that couple of donut holes."

"What are you in for, chief? Multiple counts of incompetence?"

"Everyone back to the pile on."

"That's a paddlin'."

"I'm the chief of police, not the chief of making sense."

"I did it! And I have no idea how."

"Laughter's the best medicine when you're down."

"Sometimes the funniest things in life are the saddest."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?"

"Sometimes you just gotta laugh at how crazy life is."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a troubled soul."

"Humor helps us get through the tough times."

"Eat my shorts."

"Ay caramba!"

"I bent my wookie."

"My cats breath smells like cat food."

"I'm the fourth smartest kid in class."

"Go banana!"

"That's it, I'm going back to France!"

"I bent my Wookiee."

"Ralph Wiggum here. I'm in the shower and all my clothes are getting wet."

"How do you do, fellow kids."

"We're like the Smurfs except we're blue from constriction."

"My mom says I'm the King of the Dumb Kids."

"I'm a zombie."

"I smell like wet dog."

"I'm the fanciest man in the world."